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Bixch i wanna slap you but i don t know in which face 4. It s okay if you don t like me. If my jokes offend you.
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1 2 are both lies. I never forget a face but in your case i ll be glad to make an exception. My life has become this one big i don t know 3.
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Keep your head high and your middle finger higher 2. It s okay if you don t like me. Half the world is composed of idiots the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them walter kerr.
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With a biting retort you can have the last word and the last laugh. I am fluent in three languages english sarcasm and profanity 4. If you ve never met the devil in the road of life it s because you re both heading in the same direction.
People will notice the change in your attitude towards them but won t notice their behavior that made you change 3. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.